Hey, my name is Chris and I am the person behind this random blog. I am 22 years old and yes I am both a Lifeguard and from California.
lightningblitz6:

daysofxavierspast:

zeelaonmars:

scalestails:

are u fucking kidding me

octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok

"NOPE".

" MY BOWL"

lightningblitz6:

daysofxavierspast:

zeelaonmars:

scalestails:

are u fucking kidding me

octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok

"NOPE".

" MY BOWL"

(Source: 4gifs, via kaiitykuppycake)

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14 hours ago

zodiacbaby:

saddeer:

omg………

We’re in this… Together

(Source: dogpuppy, via clear-elphaba94)

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15 hours ago

fuckyeah1990s:

This will not be an easy mission, monkeys slow the expedition

(Source: montagues)

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15 hours ago

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

(Source: ashagreyjoyed, via clear-elphaba94)

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15 hours ago
eaterofdeathx:

kingwithnokrown:

Moist cookies. <3

these are PANCAKES you dipshit.

eaterofdeathx:

kingwithnokrown:

Moist cookies. <3

these are PANCAKES you dipshit.

(Source: lexualsexual, via kanzentai)

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15 hours ago

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via legaspe)

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1 day ago

princessovni:

Sometimes I take naked pictures of myself just because I can then forget to delete them and whoops I just showed my coworker my boobs

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