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wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

(via kaiitykuppycake)

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suburban-auschwitz:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time

(via clear-elphaba94)

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fishesnstuff:

thespookymara:

nothisdate:


SO APPARENTLY THESE WERE DONE BY STUDENTS FROM A TAIWANESE HIGH SCHOOL (士商)

They must have a demon problem

Those are transmutation circles you idiot

fishesnstuff:

thespookymara:

nothisdate:

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SO APPARENTLY THESE WERE DONE BY STUDENTS FROM A TAIWANESE HIGH SCHOOL (士商)

They must have a demon problem

Those are transmutation circles you idiot

(via kaiitykuppycake)

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ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

(Source: wantapostcard, via clear-elphaba94)

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

(via thefuuuucomics)

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

(via kezzers)

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katyissuperawesome:

deathpoolquinn:

horrible-historian:

I JUST CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA
ahahahahaha

it makes it even funnier when you see that’s the Ultimate Spiderman’s Coulson
I mean…

Seriously…


seriously if you don’t already watch Ultimate Spiderman you musteven if it’s just for how ridiculous a fanboy Coulson isplus Coulson is actually voiced by Clark Gregg

katyissuperawesome:

deathpoolquinn:

horrible-historian:

I JUST CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA

ahahahahaha

it makes it even funnier when you see that’s the Ultimate Spiderman’s Coulson

I mean…

Seriously…

seriously if you don’t already watch Ultimate Spiderman you must

even if it’s just for how ridiculous a fanboy Coulson is

plus Coulson is actually voiced by Clark Gregg

(Source: scarfofcumbersaurus, via clear-elphaba94)

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annakie:

The Mass Effect Cosplay Initiative (Set 2/?) (1)

Luciano Costa, Kaidan’s face model

Kimberly Brooks, Ashley’s voice actor

Rana McAnear, Samara / Morinth face model

Keythe Farley, Thane’s voice actor

(via clear-elphaba94)

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biliouskaiju:

Tali’Zora Mass Effect cosplay commission - Finished!!

Includes a sensor in the helmet’s LED that makes the light flicker when she speaks. Goodness, what a fun build! All hardware and armor pieces foam fabricated and sealed with latex. The back harness/shoulder pieces I think were the most daunting for me, but once I stopped over-engineering the pattern it came together quite well, I think! So many individual parts to make the many individual parts!

Fabric is from Spoonflower, for those curious.

I really need to go play Mass Effect, don’t I?

(via clear-elphaba94)

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wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

(via kaiitykuppycake)

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